A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?
Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.
There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.
Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.
When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.
The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.
Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.
When pilgrims were landing on Plymouth Rock, you could already visit what is now Santa Fe, New Mexico to stay at a hotel, eat at a restaurant and buy Native American silver.
The first wagon train of the Oregon Trail heads out the same year the fax machine is invented.
Nintendo was formed the same year Van Gogh painted Starry Night.
Cleopatra (the last Pharaoh of Egypt) lived closer to the moon landings than she did to the building of the Pyramids of Giza.
When Kublai Khan became the Mongol Emperor, the first humans were setting foot on New Zealand.
Elie Saab + Dark Green
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
birds are so cool omg
I think every show that reaches it’s 200th episode (cough cm cough) should follow in stargate’s foosteps. They literally made an episode of different crazy au’s:
The cm team in a zombie apocalypse? Anderson getting chewed on my zombies in the background?
Penelop garcia and dorothy with rossi as the tinman
who doesn’t want that?
…super goth teenage prentiss
"I prefer being a good boy in certain situations and a bad boy in others."— Tom Hiddleston
Always reblog the Stuttgart Loki strut. (::clawing at my collar, losing my breath::) Always…
I would like to thank the camera man for filming this at this particular angle.
janeway just said the ship had a yoyo craze
and i’m now imagining janeway and chakotay having yoyo wars
and naomi telling seven to try because it’s fun
and tom trying to impress b’elanna with his yoyo skills and harry trying to impress whoever he’s crushing on this week
then tuvok takes a yoyo and destroys them all with his perfect form
why is it that every show has to have a boxing episode?
I hate boxing episodes
why does voyager of all shows have a boxing episode?????
and then try to pronounce it.
why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow
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