update from america

shopord:

thelumpytype:

stevenfresco:

we’ve managed to fit the whole country into the white house. obama just ordered everyone mcdonald’s. we’ve put romney out front to stand guard and keep watch.

update: romney has been sacrificed to the mayan gods

they seem sated

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